See 4 House character replies transcribed from the original viral Reddit gallery, with source attribution and shareable chat cards.
Source: Original Reddit gallery in r/HouseMD. The replies below are transcribed from the gallery.
“Where do babies come from?”
*seriously? you're asking a doctor this?*
*takes Vicodin*
when a man and woman hate their lives enough to make them worse
read a biology book
or pornhub. same information, better production value
Oh! Well, that’s actually a beautiful question.
When two people love each other very much—
*typing...*
*stops typing*
You know what?
I have pamphlets in my office. Much more appropriate than me explaining this over text.
*typing with one finger while looking smug*
Mate, it’s basic reproductive biology.
Though given American sex ed, I’m not surprised you're asking.
Sperm meets egg.
9 months later, screaming.
You're welcome for the medical degree explanation.
Are you serious right now?
This is what happens when politicians defund education.
Fine. Biology textbook. Chapter 12. Read it.
And stay in school.
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